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Before we say anything about The flick that was supposed to be spooky ,we'de like to say  it wasn't. it maybe was for those screamish bastard but it wasn't for us; we haven't seen a good spooky flick in a while so me and Jesus have decided to go for the spooky ride of our life.

There's a movie theater that is around 100fuck'n years old if not older. Rumors, experience and pure fuck'n logic say it's about to collapse any day now, the problem was that happens to be antique motha'fucka is a part of an evil group that imports some of the better flicks. 'cause the lack of options and a real will to watch this claimed "Spookyness" Masterpiece we've decided to risk our lives , this is one of the many risky shit we do to bring you the reviews beloved readers, and guess wha' we even went there after spending a 2 hour on an intensive, violent ,limp causing Bball game, and Mr. Cow of-course hurt his poor weak leg and got lame (did I mention lame? sure I did.).

On our way cow was trying to disguise his lameness with a cool lookin' stylish 'skip-skip-skip' walk When we finally arrived near the theatre we could seriously understand how much we were underestimating our memory and rumors entering the hall we saw the bad shape the place was in: it had puss all over the place and the sealing was falling apart, white paint seemed to be covering blood stains on the walls. As we entered the auditorium we noticed that a credit titles of another movie were still running, we weren't sure if we're in the right place only until they went black Now it was a point of not return ,we could enjoy sitting comfortably on the dust collecting places we got with no panic discussing how to overcome security in the near by bank.

The projector operator might have died of old age or was just abusing alcohol in the behind 'couse in the next ten minuts nothing happened on the silver screen. When the flick started we noticed a man ..he kept entering and exiting the place, I (cow) think(s) it was because he was screamish and was too fuck'n afraid to see all the spooky shit, not that there where many spooky shit to afraid off but the place going to the Neglect place heaven.

In the pause we (cow) limped out to buy some corn and drinks and on this very way we met the screamish man who asked us for a fire, to light his smoke and then suddenly of no expectations the mighty non-before used Zippo bought by cow came in useful for the first time. We came to the kiosk place and asked for popcorn and drinks and the sleep lacking lady there gave cow the drinks but no straw , cow asked for a straw and got the usual reply: "no straw for you !" finally we a got a straw and went back to inside tha' hall.

There the silly man kept coming and leaving and we ate ,drank and feared for our lives for the sealing was goin' to collapse and that itself was spooking the shit out of us.

Most of the ideas of the movie were pretty executed and had some good moments showing the sillyness of religion, in General it wasn't bad as a thriller but nothing shocking, most of the scenes were well acted and camera has done it's job there, Soundtrack composed by the Director itself was Top Notch.