Panic Room

Director: David Fincher
Writer: David Koepp
Review Post Date: 7.5.2002
Starring:
Jodie Foster, Forest Whitaker, Kristen Stewart, Jared Leto...

Reviewed by El Parazito With Tapochki

Beein' a Big fan of Sushi I was expectin' Panic Room , at least by ic' name to be about a room compiled'n'(with)fullish Japanese uncles playn' cheezers* and eatin' sushi without tapochki**.

This will sure cause some panic.

Know wha'? Panic Room wasn't Boring. But neither was it enough Thrillin' or birght.

Followed by some nice camera work and trough-wall-walkin’ sillyness which seems ain’t belongin’o. The same stuff ya see in Fight Club.

Panic Room provides the goodies even tho it contains numerous plot holes and Panic Roomness.. Panic room very much reminds me of a very underrated never seen before by anyone me knows If I Wake before I die.

Both panic room and IIDBIW got the same plot with tha’ same three uncles breakin’ in a house to resolve they needs. Only differences between those two are a couple of rape scenes and a Panic Room.

Panic Room provides a lot o’ nice actin and funny lil’ moments , Foxy Foster provider some well preformed scenes with others acted into actin’ role action ,aha some of the stuff just doesn’t seems convicting not due the lack of her skill just cuz it ain’t looks convincin’ to the situation : like the scene she talks to tha’ passin by visitnin’ coppers… Foxy Foster seems like a nice lady even tho she was pimped all her life by the industry even since she was alil’.. she must have had no good childhood but won’t like to drop anything on her she’s a’ok and I feel her pain.

Tha’ lil’ girl had this monkey Pistols shirt all tha’ time which ain’t seems reasonable too. Whyn’t ya say ? contact the pigies for some secrets.

While happens to be No can Bee Do watched this flick about a month ago and didn’t get to write a review I might be fogetin’ some stuff but in general it was enjoyable and worth o’ me diggin’ time.

If you’de like to see something more spooky and real thrillin’ try to find IF I Die before I Wake in your local orn’t Video store or under it, it has some nice ideas and well preformed kid’s Fantasies o’ revenge.

*Checkers played with Cheeze
***Tapochki (Tap'O'Chki) Homish Footwear. adapted from russian

[TAKE THREE] (While this beein' tha' best review ever written but lost in work process. Twice resultin’ the following:).

Rated:
3 Sheep sacrifice for aham
all my panic room needs is tapochki.