Freddy VS Jason

Director: Ronny Yu
Writer: Damian Shannon and Mark Swift will fool you in the future...
Review Post Date: 8.9.2003
Starring:
Monica Keena, Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Kelly Rowland[...]

Reviewed by Your Casual Reviewer

"We're watching a movie here , Would you kids stop with the remarks ?!" the man commanded ,"No we won't ,I know you've got a problem uncle, you came here' to this more-empty-than-full theatre to watch the most fucked up flick in the recent history of cinema ... and you expect any less than us , a traditionally-attracted-to-such-a-peice-due-to-it's-prequels-fucked-up-audience , to feel bad with the selection you've made and therefore deny us from our joy!?"; the man shut his trap n' turned to his girlfriend remembering the scared glaze which appeared on her eyes the moment he turned upon us to announce his commands , pulling him back noticing who he wanted to get  "reasonable" with.

Look what damn tradition did to us, wouldn't you expect the traditional fucked up audience to attend such a dumb flick aware of both of the origins?

Mr.Funny-Hat VS Mr.Funny-Mask begins on a lake five minutes before the credits start rolling, and ends fifty seven seconds before the end credits star rolling, in between it's complicated plot diverted by sub-plots  which are themselves so deep and complicated that require you to watch at least seven of the predecessors to understand, no shit!

This is a truly a film that makes you use the grey/pink cells after it...

almost as much o' em cells as this :
When children were little
and pissed in the potty
the uncle was bitter
n' his matrass was salty

Rated:
Sacrifice 2 Sheeps for oy
Penny for your thoughts, chief?