And so we went out once again in search for the cheese... that's what we do here in the land of the dead, search for cheese or tha’ ladies and sometimes if we feel lucky even both…(chicks who give cheese? cought.. cows perhaps? Anyway lazy poor us always delay the reviews months after we seen the damn flicks what a quality we have.)

Seeing the first Blade which been quite cool and stylish. Our expectations were height to see the sequel in addition to tha’ monkeyness and false hope the promotional trailer looked promising. The first Blade has had a cool cinematography that reminded Scorsese’s “Bringing out the Dead" (yah) with ic’ fast transitions from place to place and all all all. The sequel is different form the first Blade in many ways, like: the camera work, and the “mysterious” style from the first part which I sure liked and it was so much all missed, but I guess that it's because they changed the directorin’ , del toro uncle or something el Diablo boobies produced by uncle Wesley. Although the style in the Blade 2 is different from the first one it's still kickin’ the monkey and providin’ wha’ called entertainment with goodies. It goes like this and like that and like this and like that uh-ha yeah, dance with me! Sorry ladies, I'm fine now. (he sure ain’t .. flat boobie cow he’s.) Blade is looking for his friend and mentor, Whistler, which was taken by the vampires. There's new specie of vampires in town they say that feeds of other vampire’s blood they say , thac’ wha’ they say, resoltin’ by that and this from right to left the very-just vampires ask for Blade's help in fighting them and by that savin’ not only the vampires but the hall monkey human kind. For those of you who know o’ Blade you mighty like this one as well , what sure adds to this flick is the great performance of Ron Perlman fuck performance ic’ the appearance, this uncle adds some coolness magic in every flick he’s in his character here is much like the one he had in Alien : Resurrection which was one o’ me favorite (aha me is the monkey and say truth didn’t enjoy it as as the first one). They shouldn’t have used the flashbacks from tha’ first Blade this would have made me happy for sure. For those of you that have seen neither one of them bladish flicks (of the first quality comics flicks I say) pray for the lord you fuckers cuz I fuuck’n don’t give a lil’ uncle’ boby’s duck if ya don’t.

For those ignorent : try drug, dring and bake and publicly u-e-nate while drivin’ they got some nice movie sessions in prison they say. Like I’ve (cow) already said it's the kind of flicks you seen’t for their dept or complex plot, ic’ more about the entertainment they supply, much like Escape from L.A or From Dusk till Dawn. The kind of flicks that have sometimes cheesy plot, but you know that's just a part of their appeal, dig it!

La conclusionete : this flick is definitely a flick that's worth you time,
money and cheese will come with next rhyme.
Put sunscreen they say,
I say don’t listen Or ya’ll feel very-even-gay.